A peace accord has been reached in the volatile situation that had been developing in the United Kitty Nations' negotiations in Friendswood, Texas.
The established feline power, Gracie, has agreed not to hiss, spit or complain by muttering kitty cuss words when she sees the newly-recognized entity, Emma, unless said Emma is approaching Gracie's important national resources of litter box or food dish. The newcomer may walk within 1 foot of her neighbor without incurring sanctions but must not attempt to initiate any other contact or engage in play.
Gracie has assumed peace-keeping observation duty to make sure her own borders are not encroached upon.
For her part, Emma is exploring everything in her new environment and has succeeded in walking across my laptop keyboard 4 times while I've been typing this post.
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I am so glad that the two parties have reached an accord at such an early date. No doubt credit is due to their team of mediators. :)
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